What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Poodle Jokes More Poodle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.