What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.