What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Chili Pepper Jokes More Chili Pepper Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"