Chili Pepper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Otherside Jokes More Otherside Jokes

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Session Jokes More Session Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.