Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.