What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...