Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
grave-y gravy
My chestnuts are roasting"
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Cause they would quack up.
Chickpeas
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
Cos I'm quitting today."
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Anyone can mash potatoes
Elizabeth.
A snowfake.
He was a little... Possesive
A: At the dead end.
