Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
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Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
Chickpeas
Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.
One's wanted.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
My chestnuts are roasting"
Because it will go right over his head
Because 7 8 9 A
He was always horsing around.
They crack up
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Because he had no-body to dance with.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
A mis-steak.
