Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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You can roast beef.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
grave-y gravy
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
A: It swells at night.
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
Rabbit Soup :D
They have hollow weenies!
Do you believe in people "
They told him his wife died recently.
A: Laughing stock.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."
You would pay to have a potato on you...
A viola burns longer.
He didn't want any beef.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
