A: It swells at night.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
A one night stand with Jesus
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
A: Inflate it.
Itali-cized.
A: To keep the swelling down.
