Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Peas and franks.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
for disturbing the peas!
A: It swells at night.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
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So he could live in peas and hominy.
A: Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
A: He has got no beef.
A Beef
A-corny joke.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
She ran away from the ball.
Because it was out of tuna.
Go for the juggler
It would just take a few bytes then run.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
The sails are going through the roof.
He was trapped under da-Brie!
