Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Peas and franks.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
for disturbing the peas!
A: It swells at night.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
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So he could live in peas and hominy.
A: Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
grave-y gravy
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Because it's not stroganoff.
Stroganoff
I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
JUST-ICE
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
It had a SPOILER on it.
Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
He waits for it at the next stop.
Ten-ish
Five after one.
