Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Peas and franks.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
for disturbing the peas!
A: It swells at night.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
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So he could live in peas and hominy.
A: Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
He liked to chop and change !
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
All he wants is Just Ice
Fig u're skating
How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Corny jokes.
A maize zing!!!
Patty
They are all against Turkey
The club sandwich.
One of his fingers is clean
You would pay to have a potato on you...
I've never paid to have a lentil on me!
Breaking fast yooo!
Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)