What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.