What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.