What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!