Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.