Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good