Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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