Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.