What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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Let us prey.'

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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A boo-meringue

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!