What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.