What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.