Exchange Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Check Mate Jokes More Check Mate Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.