Exchange Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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I thought they only drive automatic

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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