How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing