What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

Ice is

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world