What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world