Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret