Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.