Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.