Cattle Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

You might also enjoy:

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Cowculator Jokes More Cowculator Jokes

How do you count a herd of cattle?

How do you count a herd of cattle? Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!