What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.