What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Lean Beef Jokes More Lean Beef Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.