How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."