Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA