Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

How does a scientist make a hormone?

The same way I do: don't pay her!

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer