Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA