Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.