Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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Look, donut seeds!

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He was nonplussed.

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Most things.

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A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file