Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file