Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.