Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.