that will be an extra $50."
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
Because she married Mr. Softy!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."
Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
