What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."