What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Angler Jokes More Angler Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What do you call a radioactive Angler?

Nuclear fishin'