What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train