What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

How do you top a train?

Tep on the break tupid! :D:D:D