What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)