What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."