How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT