How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.