How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

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How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere