Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

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How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.