Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !