Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS