Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."