Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

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What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Jehovah Jokes More Jehovah Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.