What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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One has a d where the other doesn't.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles