What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey