What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.