What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

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What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.