What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.