They get erekt.
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Optimus .
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
A Beyonc.
Engage.
Too many thank-you notes.
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
Fiancee.
Because the lime was engaged.
Let's knot."
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
because a brazillian things could go wrong
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
To sleep under it
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
On the end of monsters fingers.
Because they can't spell toboggan.
Because black people don't have rights.
Fiance
Too many thank you notes to write
It's your dad.
Too soon
