Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls?

Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"