Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

How was your thanksgiving?

gt&gt Very stuffing.