Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Because they can only count to 3.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
Panickin' Skywalker.
An untenable situation
Use tomato paste.
They explode when triggered.
The appendix.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.