Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Claude
One person.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
because its not a Target.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
You have to start from scratch.
Cargo pants
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
An Amish drive by shooting.
Have always been curious of this.
