Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Did you say angel WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Diet coke has better advertising.
Both were shot before a live audience.
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Patty
She takes contraceptives.
They bombed it...
Turkey! Its the bomb!
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Sir.
