Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Nunavut.
An American
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Sir.
He had no body to go with.
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Because they've forgotten the words !
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Because it saw the zebra crossing.
Because it was two tired.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
A: With a monkeywrench.
1/3
