Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Colonel, sir.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!
a BA-BOOM!
A: Heck
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
A slippery slope.
First person shooter.
nothing
A coconut
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He buys a new house.
