What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia?

A numbskull

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.