What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !