What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!