What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

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The Logo.

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One weak!

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

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What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !