Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Honeymoon Jokes More Honeymoon Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Seven Day Jokes More Seven Day Jokes

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !