Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

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How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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One is a weak one and the other one week !

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night