Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.