Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

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What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!