Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016