How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Dried red paint

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THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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Flop-Flops :)

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Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Put it into airplane mode

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Ali

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A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....