Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.