Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.