Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves